I'm a simple guy. I'm a cop. I like guns, war movies, and did I mention guns?
I have a monogamous relationship with one gun in particular. His name is gun, or susie if you're German. I have a partner named Doreau. She's a woman. But I don't hold that against her anymore. Some say she has nice feet. Those Replicants. What do they know? May boss is Captain Trunk. He yells a lot. I think it's those migraine headaches. He's got a soft heart. Really, he does. Some people say I look just like the guy who played the President in "The Sentinel". I don't see the resemblance.
Sledge
